Category: Joke Board
things you honestly don't want to hear either in the back of an ambulance or in a hospital...
1. the usual uh-oh
2. uh, can we try that again?
3. you have (fill in the blank) stuffed where, again?
4. aw sheeeeeeit!
5. Is that reversible?
6. is it still living?
7. I think its moving...
8. another vein, perhaps?
9. this will only hurt a minute...
10. you will only feel a sting and a little discomfort...
11. clear!
12. one... two... three... pull!
13. you're going to go to sleep now...
any suggestions or additions let me know